15 de febrero de 2008

It's friday...

A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter ask:

-Have you ever done anything of particular merit?

-Well, I can think of one thing. - the man offered.

-On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled: 'Now, back off, or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed.

-When did this happen?

-Couple of minutes ago.

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